sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

a love like burning

i love one direction 💀🐥🦆🐇

Went to the zoo today and they had these Arabian Oryxes but one of them found a hat somebody presumably dropped in the enclosure and was playing with it

He managed to get it on too. Looking stylish my friend

genius lyrics is like one of my favorite websites because i think the annotators on there are among the most boldly stupid people in the world and i also love how they write annotations like they're explaining it to someone who was born yesterday

Concept: Alternate surgical techniques for top surgery that mask what the scars are from, for stealth trans men

Ex:

Call this one Fought A Grizzly And Won

Call this one the Industrial Workplace Accident

This one is the Got Vivisectioned But I’m Ok Now

[Image description: 3 pictures of peach-skinned thin mannequin with red digital drawing over it.

1) Fought grizzly: 2 sets of 3 jagged red lines over each pectoral

2) Workplace accident: Thick jagged line over chest and jagged puncture over ribs.

3) Vivisection: Thin lines across chest, stomach, and hips, with vertical line down whole torso

/End ID]

sitting in the front row at the comedy club saying “i dont get it” aloud every time the audience laughs

i dont get it

come on man